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rajitha_ks 07-31-2010 08:45 PM

16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...
 
16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."


:P:P:P:P:rolleyes:

sorry if it's a repost :)

rajitha_ks 07-31-2010 08:58 PM

bump

eranga_rama 07-31-2010 09:03 PM

ha ha good one bro.

chamikara.g 07-31-2010 09:24 PM

Mama meka print karala office eke notice board eke gahanawa (horen karanne katawath kiyanna epa) bari welawath lokka decide kaloth dram ekak wage lunch walata kalin serve keranna, hameee, hithana kothath aasai

Diego97 07-31-2010 09:28 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

prasadana2 07-31-2010 09:28 PM

hehe...

marley 07-31-2010 09:30 PM

elazzz

rajitha_ks 08-01-2010 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chamikara.g (Post 8010673)
Mama meka print karala office eke notice board eke gahanawa (horen karanne katawath kiyanna epa) bari welawath lokka decide kaloth dram ekak wage lunch walata kalin serve keranna, hameee, hithana kothath aasai

:P

rajitha_ks 08-01-2010 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marley (Post 8010728)
elazzz

thanks :)

Chooty malli 08-03-2010 04:44 PM

mwhemw wenawanam niyamaine


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