Latest ads

Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search

Search results

  1. Nethara kavini

    SMS..

    :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: Every second God remembers you, Every minute God bless you, Every hour God cares for you because... Every day I pray God to take care of U. Good looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED...
  2. Nethara kavini

    A smart Srilankan mother

    A young Srilanka man excitedly tells his Amma he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Amma, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three women into the house...
  3. Nethara kavini

    Some important laws which Mr. Newton forgot to state

    :yes: :yes: LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will...
  4. Nethara kavini

    Letter of school Master...

    A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing… Deer sur, If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon...
  5. Nethara kavini

    Why did u eat it?

    A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her “Mom, What’s in u’r tummy?”:confused: Mom answered “Its a sweet, lovely baby.” Son says, “If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???”:angry: :confused: :lol: :lol:
  6. Nethara kavini

    A CUTE little Dog...

    :D A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.” The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!” The shopkeeper replies...
  7. Nethara kavini

    Ultimate Interview...

    :cool: One young man went for an Interview. "When did SriLanka get independence?" He was asked. "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1948" He replied. "Who was responsible for our independence?" "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will...
  8. Nethara kavini

    WHY WORRY?

    There are only two things to worry about; Either you are well or you are sick.:oo: :oo: If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about; But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about; Whether you will get well, or whether you will die. If you get well, there is nothing...
  9. Nethara kavini

    Why do boys go to temple???

    :confused: Q: Why do boys go to temple? ? ? ? ? Because a temple is the only place where u can find.. ? ? ? ? Sonali Tharushi Shani Amanda Nelum Diluka Vijani Chandima ;) ;) ;) … …. :D :D :D
  10. Nethara kavini

    LOve never dies

    :love: 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, “love is blind”. Boy in air opened his parachute saying, “love never dies”. :shocked: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  11. Nethara kavini

    Kids and Teachers hate me...

    Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!:angry: But why, Mom? I don’t want to go. Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go. Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’:( Oh, that’s no reason not to go to...
  12. Nethara kavini

    10 rules for getting guaranteed Promotion without any hard work

    ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) 1. Never walk without a document in your hands People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like...
  13. Nethara kavini

    HR Managers love letter

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend? Hope you would enjoy it. To, Aarthi Agarwal 7.0 S.M Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Aarthi, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the...
  14. Nethara kavini

    LOVE Sms

    YOU look Sweet when You read my SMS, Sweeter when You read n Smile... But You look Sweetest when You read, Smile n Reply.. )so try 2 look Sweetest always - Are we friends or Are we not?.. You told me once, but i forgot.. so tell me 'now' and tell me 'true'.. so i can...
  15. Nethara kavini

    Letter from mother

    When the man came home, his wife was crying... 'Your mother insulted me" she sobbed.:angry: "My mother?":confused: How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world? the man asked... I know, but this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I...
  16. Nethara kavini

    Please god..

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Smile pls...
  17. Nethara kavini

    Patient suffering from disease

    A patient was suffering from a diseases and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked, Patient : “what are the chances of my recovering doctor?” Doctor : “one hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth...
  18. Nethara kavini

    For all Married men

    A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.. A funeral coffin was followed by asecond one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the...
  19. Nethara kavini

    Hat Seller

    Hat Seller . . . There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest on his way back from the market. The weather was very hot and so he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up by some sounds. The next thing...
  20. Nethara kavini

    Special someone

    Someone to lean on Someone to love With arms wide open You offer a hug Someone to cry with Laugh with and smile Someone to make Every moment worthwhile When times get rough And my world falls apart You're someone I run to You offer your heart From tearful shoulders To stomach-aching laughs...

    No contents
Top Bottom