Latest ads

Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search

Search results

  1. crazy_m

    ~~MaNy HaPPy ReTuRnS oF ThE dAy madmithun~~

    Happy B'Day to you...Happy B'Day to you.... Happy b'day...happy b'day...Happy b'day to you!!!:P :P lol Wish u all da best dear....May all u're sweetest dreams cm true:yes: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  2. crazy_m

    ****EK Old Member's Lounge****

    Hey ma old friend's why dun v all get together as one family again like it used to be ages ago.... I really miss u guyz....plz take the effort to spend atlest a few mints to say hello to u're old pals.... Hope to c u all here soon..... EK ROX!!! :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes...
  3. crazy_m

    Software>>>>HUSBAND 1.0

    A letter frm a newly married women & the reply.......... Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend...
  4. crazy_m

    ~~Bleeding Luv~~by Leona Lewis

    This is one amazing song....I luv it...hope u enjoy too.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF84pIhP5UM&feature=user Especially dedicated to N***** Closed off from love I didn’t need the pain Once or twice was enough And it was all in vain Time starts to pass Before you know it you’re...
  5. crazy_m

    Smart!!

    A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?" The boy replied, "What turkey?" The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm." The boy look down and...
  6. crazy_m

    Why they r called Lawyers!!

    One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh...
  7. crazy_m

    Can u c da resemblance??

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  8. crazy_m

    Don't mess wit grandma!!llol!!

    An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men...
  9. crazy_m

    what is a KISS??(as analyzed by various proffessors)

    Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.:lol: Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.:rolleyes: Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.;) Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the...
  10. crazy_m

    sOmE vALUabLE cOrPoRaTe LeSsOnS!!

    CORPORATE LESSON 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give...
  11. crazy_m

    The story of the brooms!!

    Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in...
  12. crazy_m

    Blondes and their brains!!!lol!!!

    A husband and his blonde wife were in bed asleep. About 2 AM they both awoke to the neighbors dog barking extremely loudly... After lying there for the next 30 minutes unable to go to sleep, she tells her husband to go do something about the barking dog. He tells her he has tried to tell the...
  13. crazy_m

    How long for a hair cut????

    A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"...
  14. crazy_m

    Motorola C115

    Hey ppl....i need to unlock a Motorola C115....cn any1 plz help me with it??
  15. crazy_m

    Awsome way for a haircut!!

    Taking weekend gardening to a whole new level...lolz!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  16. crazy_m

    Square Watermelons!!

    Japan has again shown off one of its greatest innovations - square watermelons. For years consumers struggled to fit the large round fruit in their refrigerators. The round watermelon is unlikely to go out of favour,And then there was the problem of trying to cut the fruit when it kept rolling...
  17. crazy_m

    HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE RIGHT JOB!

    Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyse the situation. If they are counting the bricks- Put them in the accounts department If...
  18. crazy_m

    bEsT JoKe Eva!!

    One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get out of here." The...
  19. crazy_m

    I think I found Nemo!!

    :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
  20. crazy_m

    sPaM gUaRd!!

    Hey ppl this is Blaster....he's here to help GT catch da spammers!!lolz!!;) ;) ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

    No contents
Top Bottom