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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 309055" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/fpt/cdt0602.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p> </p><p><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">THE FOLLOWING QUOTES ARE FROM A NEWSPAPER</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">CONTEST WHERE ENTRANTS AGE 4 TO 15 WERE ASKED</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">TO IMITATE "DEEP THOUGHTS":</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">again. But he better have lost the nose hair</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">and the old-man smell.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Veronica - Age 5 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">I once heard the voice of God. It said "Vrrrrmmmmm."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Unless it was just a lawn mower.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Steven - Age 11 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Timmy - Age 13 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">I like to go down to the dog pound and pretend that I've found my</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">dog. Then I tell them to kill it anyway because I already gave away</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">all of his stuff. Dog people sure don't have a sense of humor.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Bobby - Age 14 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> I believe you should live each day as if it is your last,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">which is why I don't have any clean laundry because,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">of their life?</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Brandon - Age 15 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">My young brother asked me what happens after we die.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth--</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally--</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">but I didn't want to upset him.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Allen - Age 10 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Linda - Age 8 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">As you make your way through this hectic world of ours,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">you'll have a couple of days saved up.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Ricky - Age 7 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">part about letting just any old yokel vote.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Anthony - Age 10 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Home is where the house is.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Jenny - Age 6 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Susan - Age 15 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">an accident. No, wait. That would be good because if</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">anyone needed it, the blood would be right there.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Chris - Age 5 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> Give me the strength to change the things I can,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">the grace to accept the things I cannot, and</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">a great big bag of money.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Jason - Age 13 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Thomas - Age 13 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that's</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">five more than the biggest number you could come up with!</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Michael - Age 6 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The only stupid question is the one that is never asked,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">except maybe "Don't you think it is about time you audited</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">my return?" or "Isn't it morally wrong to give me a</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">warning when, in fact, I was speeding?"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Jay - Age 15 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">For centuries, people thought the moon was made of</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">moon is really a big hard rock. That's what</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">happens to cheese when you leave it out.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Nancy - Age 6 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">not like he really needed them, right?</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Dennis - Age 15 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">I often wonder how come John Tesh isn't as popular</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">a singer as some people think he should be.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Then, I remember it's because he is a lousy singer.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Cynthia - Age 15 </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">and quiet it would be until the looting started.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">David - Age 15 </span></p><p></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 309055, member: 8568"] [CENTER][IMG]http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/fpt/cdt0602.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER][COLOR="Blue"]THE FOLLOWING QUOTES ARE FROM A NEWSPAPER CONTEST WHERE ENTRANTS AGE 4 TO 15 WERE ASKED TO IMITATE "DEEP THOUGHTS": When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa again. But he better have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell. Veronica - Age 5 I once heard the voice of God. It said "Vrrrrmmmmm." Unless it was just a lawn mower. Steven - Age 11 I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died. Timmy - Age 13 I like to go down to the dog pound and pretend that I've found my dog. Then I tell them to kill it anyway because I already gave away all of his stuff. Dog people sure don't have a sense of humor. Bobby - Age 14 I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Brandon - Age 15 My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth-- that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally-- but I didn't want to upset him. Allen - Age 10 It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends. Linda - Age 8 As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Ricky - Age 7 Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote. Anthony - Age 10 Home is where the house is. Jenny - Age 6 Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. Susan - Age 15 It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No, wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right there. Chris - Age 5 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. Jason - Age 13 I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. Thomas - Age 13 Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that's five more than the biggest number you could come up with! Michael - Age 6 The only stupid question is the one that is never asked, except maybe "Don't you think it is about time you audited my return?" or "Isn't it morally wrong to give me a warning when, in fact, I was speeding?" Jay - Age 15 For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out. Nancy - Age 6 Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right? Dennis - Age 15 I often wonder how come John Tesh isn't as popular a singer as some people think he should be. Then, I remember it's because he is a lousy singer. Cynthia - Age 15 If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started. David - Age 15 [/COLOR][/CENTER][/B] [/QUOTE]
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