Government Worker's Three Wishes

shehanga

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  • Sep 25, 2006
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    A bored government employee decides to see what's in
    his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents
    and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look
    nice on my mantelpiece," he decides and takes it home
    with him. While he's polishing the lamp, a genie
    appears and grants him three wishes.

    "I wish for a ice cold beer right now!" He gets his
    beer and drinks it.

    Now that he can think more clearly, he states his
    second wish, "I wish to be on an island where
    beautiful nymphomaniacs reside."

    Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females
    eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and
    last wish, "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."


    And, Poof!, he's back in his government office again.