1. Oh! that this too solid flesh would melt... -- William Shakespeare
2. Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. -- Alexander Woollcott
3. Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.
4. Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping the scales.
5. Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a 90 ft Redwood. -- Erma Bombeck
2. Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. -- Alexander Woollcott
3. Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.
4. Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping the scales.
5. Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a 90 ft Redwood. -- Erma Bombeck
