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<blockquote data-quote="fah777" data-source="post: 6661259" data-attributes="member: 108020"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><em><u>Marriage Humor </u></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><u>Wife: </u> 'What are you doing?' </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><u>Husband: </u> Nothing. <u></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><u>Wife: </u> 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>certificate</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>for an hour.' <u></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><u>Husband: </u> </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> 'I was looking for the expiration date.' </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>------------------------------- </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><u>Wife </u>: 'Do you want dinner?' <u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><u>Husband: </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>'Sure! What are my choices?' </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><u>Wife: </u> </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>'Yes or no.' </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u>Wife: </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?' <u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u>Hubby: </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' <u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u>Wife: </u> </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' <u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u>Hubby: </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>-------------------------------------------------------- </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong><u>Stress Reliever Girl: </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong>'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' <u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong><u>Boy: </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong>'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' <u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong><u>Girl: </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong>'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>------------------------------ </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><strong><u>Son: </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><strong>'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' <u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><strong><u>Mom: </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><strong>'Well, you have done the right thing.' <u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><strong><u>Son: </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><strong>'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>________________________________ </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong>A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong>'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>------------------------------------------------------------ </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #a13f00"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #a13f00"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #a13f00"><strong>Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #a13f00"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #a13f00"><strong>The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>------------------------------- </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!' </strong></span></span> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong><u>Husbands are husbands </u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Head with a frying pan. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>'What was that for?' the man asked. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>it that I found in your pants pocket'. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>of the horse I bet on' </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>The wife apologized and went on with the housework. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned' </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fah777, post: 6661259, member: 108020"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B][I][U]Marriage Humor [/U][/I] [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B][U] Wife: [/U] 'What are you doing?' [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B][U] Husband: [/U] Nothing. [U] Wife: [/U] 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B]certificate[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B]for an hour.' [U] Husband: [/U] [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B] 'I was looking for the expiration date.' [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B] ------------------------------- [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B][U] Wife [/U]: 'Do you want dinner?' [U] Husband: [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B]'Sure! What are my choices?' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B][U] Wife: [/U] [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B]'Yes or no.' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B][U] Wife: [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B]'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?' [U] Hubby: [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B]'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' [U] Wife: [/U] [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B]'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' [U] Hubby: [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B]'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B] -------------------------------------------------------- [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][B][U] Stress Reliever Girl: [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][B]'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' [U] Boy: [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][B]'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' [U] Girl: [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][B]'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B] ------------------------------ [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff8100][B][U] Son: [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff8100][B]'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' [U] Mom: [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff8100][B]'Well, you have done the right thing.' [U] Son: [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff8100][B]'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B] ________________________________ [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][B] A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B] ------------------------------------------------------------ [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#a13f00][B] Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B] ------------------------------- [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B] A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B] He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!' [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][B][U]Husbands are husbands [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B] A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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