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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djshane10" data-source="post: 12089869" data-attributes="member: 358833"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Mental Hospital.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">bolts into the drain.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.One patient happened to</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">walk past and asked the driver what happened.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">told the patient the whole incident.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">no wonder youare destined to be a truck driver..."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">fix it onto this tyre.  Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">missing ones, easy as that"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The driver was very impressed and asked:"You're s o smart but why are you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">here at the Mental Hospital?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"</span></span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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