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F astest .....
Mahinda,Ranil, Karu and Mervyn Silva (of course !) were finalists at a quiz show. One common question was asked of them.
Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
Ranil : It's a Thought ; because thought is so fast it comes instantly to your mind.
Karu Jayasuriya: It's a Blink , you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked at all.
Mervyn: It's Loose Motion.
Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear Mervyn's reply) 'Why'?
Mervyn : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomachache, and before I could THINK,BLINK,or TURN ON THE LIGHTS,the shit was all over...
The winner; Mervyn of course !
F astest .....
Mahinda,Ranil, Karu and Mervyn Silva (of course !) were finalists at a quiz show. One common question was asked of them.
Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
Ranil : It's a Thought ; because thought is so fast it comes instantly to your mind.
Karu Jayasuriya: It's a Blink , you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked at all.
Mervyn: It's Loose Motion.
Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear Mervyn's reply) 'Why'?
Mervyn : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomachache, and before I could THINK,BLINK,or TURN ON THE LIGHTS,the shit was all over...
The winner; Mervyn of course !
