Recent content by egytopp

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    They Said About Marriage

    A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. When I married MR. RIGHT, I didn't know his first name was ALWAYS! The wise never marry - And when they marry they become...
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    Dearly Departed

    Thnk you evry one
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    Dearly Departed

    A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die...
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    Good Insurance Policy :

    why i did not get any reply???
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    Bathroomm Mmmm

    funy
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    Good Insurance Policy :

    Hooligans had set fire to a farmer's haystack which then spread to his barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife 'phoned their insurance company and asked them to send a check for £30,000, [$60,000 USD] the amount of insurance on the barn 'We don't give you the money,' a company official...
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    Who feels better?

    A husband and wife were arguing on whether males or females enjoy sex better. The husband says "of course it's us men, why else would we be so obsessed with it?". The his wife says, "stick your finger in your ear and wriggle it around. What comes out feeling better, the finger or the hole?"...
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    Marriage jokes

    nice so nice ;)
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    Marriage jokes

    nice that is so nice :love: