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    some funny sayings about LIFE

    Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. The goal of life is living in agreement with nature. Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one. Life is a long lesson in humility. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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    some funny sayings

    A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids. Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? Do you know why they call it 'PMS'...