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Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~ Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter :Please sit down sir...
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- Jul 29, 2008
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- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Bills Car operating system

Bill's company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?" Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash...
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- Jul 29, 2008
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- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Appus Theory

Theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, Coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Appu : U R great sir! Starting salary is...
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- Jul 29, 2008
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- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Da difference between men n women

TWO WOMEN TALKING : ================================== Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair...
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- Jul 29, 2008
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- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Q's and A's

1 Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday 2 Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? 3 Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job...
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- Jul 29, 2008
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- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
funnny conversation

Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What''s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. George: Great. Let's hear it. Condi: Hu is the new leader...
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- Jul 28, 2008
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- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Top 9 Funniest News paper Classifieds

(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers) 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....) :d 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!) :d 3. 3-year...
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- Jul 25, 2008
- Replies: 15
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Pissu Wedak...

http://photos.srilankadot.com/image.php?id=38546 Look at this.............. http://www.srilankadot.com/viewfullpicture-38546-Tikak-Tikak-Pissu.htm
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- Jul 25, 2008
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- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Piracy Is Not Theft !

:rofl: Do you agree with me?
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- Jul 25, 2008
- Replies: 28
- Forum: News & Discussion

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