Life is like a penis,
some times up,some times down
sometimes hard, s times soft
sometimes in, s.times out
sometimes big, s.times small
So enjoy the penis oops ! Life.
Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Mervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No...