Man - Hello, is this 911 emergency service?
911 - Yes sir, what is your problem?
Man - I had a CONDOM in my wallet for an emergency issues. But my baby has swallowed it right now. He is 6 years. I need your help.
911 - Please give us your address.
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911 - Ok sir, we will...