Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Because it is...
machan mobitel charges kohomada ban
per second billing da
daialog nam dan nam ganna wadak naha
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