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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Car Adapted Digital Projector Clocks

    All cars already have a clock, but now you can get a car-adapted 12V version of those popular digital projector clocks. Features: * Powered by 12V cigarette socket * Cable length: approx. 158cm * 12/24 hr display * ON/OFF switch equipped * With double-side tape...
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    Harmful Virus

    A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?' The Daddy Answered: 'Well, my child, someday I'll have to tell you any way'. The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?' The Dad Respond: 'Please, listen carefully: Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the bathroom of that café, dad...
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    Telephone Conversation.

    To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This was nominated for the best email of 2005. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded...
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    Nice Joke

    The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000.00 bet. The Bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop Of juice out would win the...
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    Men are like !

    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like...
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    8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

    What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story and...
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    Free Hair Cut....

    There was a good old barber in Hyderabad. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the...
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    Deadlock situation...!!

    Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together...
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    Chak de India!!

    There was a good old barber in Hyderabad. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the...
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    Two Angels

    Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole...
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    Leaping Mobula Rays

    In the Sea of Cortez at the southern Gulf of Mexico, there is a spectacular sight of … leaping Mobula rays! It looks like a futuristic space ship skimming over the ocean's surface. Or maybe a triangular shaped prototype aircraft launched from the depths. In fact it is a Mobula Ray, a...
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    Eaten Words

    1. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981 2. Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 3. I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM...
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    Nehara is back

    Nehara is back what do you say?
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    A wonderful story

    A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied...
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    why men wear ear rings??

    I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man...
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    Meet Conan, the praying dog

    At a Zen Buddhist temple in southern Japan, even the dog prays. Mimicking his master, priest Joei Yoshikuni, a 1 1/2-year-old black-and-white Chihuahua named Conan joins in the daily prayers at Naha's Shuri Kannondo temple, sitting up on his hind legs and putting his front paws together before...
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    Touching Story

    Love and care for the one you love every single days of your life. You may think what you did is just a small deed, but to that someone, it may mean a lot. Have a nice day everyone! May this story inspire you in any way! I was born in a secluded village on a mountain. Day by day, my parents...
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    Six Good Ones

    Rubbing = Putting A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together...
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    Black & White

    In life, a lesson learned in your past that you will never forget completely.When I was in elementary school, I got into a major argument with a boy in my class. I have forgotten what the argument was about, but I have never forgotten the lesson learned that day. I was convinced that "I" was...
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    Cute Joke

    Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more". They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed...

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