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    Funny meanings Of car names

    AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention:confused: BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet:lol: FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology:yes: FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill;) HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable and Inexpensive:no: VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular...
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    Pls Help

    Can anyone tell a site Where u Can read english novels for free (online):shocked::shocked:
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    A Cannibal Joke

    A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now”, said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees”. The cannibals...
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    Newest kind of seat belts

    The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below....... This is very important, THIS MAY...
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    Newest kind of seat belts

    The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below....... This is very important, THIS MAY SAVE A...
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    Superb JOKE

    A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so...
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    ELA JOKE

    A German, a Russian and a Japanese scientists are having a discussion. The Russian says, you know, once I was digging the ground and 100 feet deep we found telephone cables. 'See our forefathers had telephones way back'. The German, not to be left behind says once we were digging in the ground...
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    Please help

    I want Another free online E-mail account other than Yahoo,hotmail or Gmail PLEASE:(:(:(
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    how to prevent Heart Attacks

    Heart Attacks and Drinking Warm Water This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habits while eating...
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    Want THE best sites to create your own free web sites

    http://www.synthasite.com http://www.freewebs.com http://www.wix.com http://www.weebly.com http://www.blogspot.com I HOPE YOU ENJOY:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes: I first put it in jokes now Iam again posting it
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    Joke

    An old man walks into the University Offices and says "I'd like to enrol for a Latin course." The Dean looks at him and asks rather coyly, "How old are you, Sir?" "Ninety-three" is the reply. "Then why do you want to learn Latin, at your time in life?" "Well" the man explains "I realize I...
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    ELA JOKE

    SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell...
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    SUPER JOKE

    Little Nancy's Pet:D:D:D Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?""My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've...
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    NEW RULING SYSTEMS

    HOPE U ENJOY :D:D:D:D:D:D:D COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce...
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    Want THE best sites to create your own free web sites

    http://www.synthasite.com http://www.freewebs.com http://www.wix.com http://www.weebly.com http://www.blogspot.com I HOPE YOU ENJOY:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:
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    anyone knows the latest news in the parliment

    ane :confused::confused::confused::confused:
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    WANT to beat your friends in maths

    TELL THEM THESE TRICKS :P:P Absolutely amazing mathematical tricks! Look at these: 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 =...
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    Some Funny JOKES

    Lawyer : I Have Some Good news and some Bad news Client : well give me the bad news Lawyer : The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found at the crime Scene client : oh I'm ruined what is the good news? Lawyer : The good news is that...

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