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  1. coolrijji

    Any one who knows any good Graphics or Multimedia courses?? and where ?

    Would love to go to a good recognized place to do a multimedia course, can anyone help me ? need sum info abt a good place:) :) :)
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    These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

    H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - H ope O ur L ove L asts A nd N ever D ies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I T rust A nd L ove Y ou. L.I.B.Y.A. - L ove I s B eautiful; Y ou A lso. F.R.A.N.C.E. - F riendships R emain A nd N ever C an E nd. C.H.I.N.A. - C ome H ere.. I N eed A ffection. B.U.R.M.A. - B...
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    how to survive heart attack while ur alone

    EVERYONE MUST KNOW THIS Let's say its 6.15p m and you're going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up into your jaw...
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    love letter

    My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , After WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much, I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and BOSCH (Invented for life) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI(Better than the best). You are...
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    perfect husband

    There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W -...
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    ULTIMATE INTERVIEW.

    One young man went for an IAS Interview. "When did India get independence? " He was asked. "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied. "Who was responsible for our independence? " "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will...
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    26 Things That A perfect man would do

    "1. Know how to make you smile when you are down . 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence . 4. Give you the remote control during the game . 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. 6. Play with...
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    important cancer information

    Please circulate to all you know Cancer update -- John Hopkins -- Cancer News from John Hopkins: 1. No plastic containers in micro. 2. No water bottles in freezer. 3. No plastic wrap in microwave. Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This...
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    a must read

    An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and..... Prof: So you believe in God? Student: Absolutely, sir. Prof: Is God good? Student: Sure. Prof: Is God all-powerful? Student: Yes...
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    hey there

    1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13) 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY Hi...LOL 8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON...
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    YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS- Bug in Windows

    Can any one say the reason for this? YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!! An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates...
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    ceo on aircraft

    What is confidence?? ?? A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature...
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    economics

    TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS, You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You worship them. PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to...
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    Some Golden Sayings !!

    You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate (......by Dracula). You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH" (...... by Mr. Bean). You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering...
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    udurawana

    Interviewer: what is your birth date? Udurawana : 13th October Which year? Udurawana : EVERY YEAR ======================================= Manager asked Udurawana at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X...
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    10 advantages of not having A GIRLFRIEND:

    1. Save time 2. Can sleep well 3. Don't have to bother about missed calls 4. Don't have to worry about how you look 5. Can eat in any restaurant 6. No boring sms in the middle of night 7. Can talk with all GIRLS. 8. There won't be any advice 9. Can go anywhere with anyone 10...
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    mara anayak

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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    i need a leave

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what was doing. I told her that...
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    sumthing to think...

    I read this in Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul. Teenagers are we no more, but I think this piece is eternal. Life isn’t about keeping score. It’s not about how many people call you and it’s not about whom you’ve dated, are dating or haven’t dated at all. It isn’t about which girl or guy...
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    smart woman

    Hello - this is a good one.................................... Smart Woman A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three...

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