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  1. Razor Raymon

    Merry Christmas & a happy New Year

    May peace and Joy be yours at Christmas and Throughout the New year Merry Christmas Happy New Year
  2. Razor Raymon

    Wise words

    Spend your day wisely Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Tomorrow is a promissory note. Today is the only cash you have, so spend it wisely. Kim Lyons Work and play When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. Theodore Roosevelt Never waste Never waste a minute...
  3. Razor Raymon

    Your name means a lot.....try it out.

    Your name means a lot.....try it out. instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its TRUE!!) (Isn't it GREAT!!) PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once. For Example...
  4. Razor Raymon

    Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight

    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks...
  5. Razor Raymon

    Let form a Parliament with in the Elakiri Family, what do you’ll say ????

    Let form a Parliament with in the Elakiri Family, what do you’ll say ????
  6. Razor Raymon

    farting loudly

    If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard,let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his...
  7. Razor Raymon

    A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure'

    A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure' (Former President of India APJ Abdul Kalam) Could you give an example, from your own experience, of how leaders should manage failure? Kalam: Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project director of India 's satellite launch...
  8. Razor Raymon

    What should I do to marry a rich guy?

    A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that...
  9. Razor Raymon

    A cow from Alberta

    A cow from Alberta The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or one from Alberta Canada for 800 dollars. Being poor, they bought the cow from Alberta. The cow was wonderful. It...
  10. Razor Raymon

    How to Dance in the Rain

    It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able...
  11. Razor Raymon

    DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON?

    During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question. She said, 'How do I know if I married the right person?' I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said, 'It depends. Is that your husband?' In all seriousness, she answered 'How do you know?' Let me answer this...
  12. Razor Raymon

    Real life in GULF

    [B]Real life in GULF * Local calls are free * Petrol is cheaper than water, Payment for drainage too * Any building construction finishes in 3 months * Unqualified get more salary than Qualified * Show-off matters more than real quality & performance * Laborers are paid less than what they...
  13. Razor Raymon

    Divorced Barbie

    Divorced Barbie A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which...
  14. Razor Raymon

    Pain of a married man

    Pain of a married man A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches...
  15. Razor Raymon

    Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??

    Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlor. The first one is eating it; t he second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...
  16. Razor Raymon

    husband to a strip club for his birthday

    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks...
  17. Razor Raymon

    never done anything wild in your life?'

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would...
  18. Razor Raymon

    REPOST !!!!!

    Dear Guys & Gals, Do you’ll think when some one takes the trouble to share the information which he or she has got to put him down saying it’s ” REPOST “ ??? most of the members are not full time on Elakiri site, So they will not know what is been published in the site . why don’t we stop this...
  19. Razor Raymon

    EIGHT LIES OF A MOTHER

    EIGHT LIES OF A MOTHER This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say...
  20. Razor Raymon

    Women

    Hi Friends, A Woman was out playing one day when she hit the ball into the bushes . She went into the bushes to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank...

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