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    11th Husband !!!

    :confused: A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom? "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband 1...
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    The three Dolls in a man's life

    The three Dolls in a man's life are: 1........His Daughter, 'Baby doll' 2........His Girlfriend, 'Barbie doll' 3........His Wife, 'Panadol '.
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    Girlfriend to wife (technical)

    RE POST NAM SORRY !!!! Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other...
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    Bill Gates' Chairman for Europe!!!!!!!...this is priceless

    Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Sompala Pathirana a Sinhalese living in USA . Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming...
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    Indian Cow

    You'll forget English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow: Indian Cow HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because...
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    Honesty is the best policy....

    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I...
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    Pregnant daughter !

    A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ' news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in...
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    Stolen money !

    A Mafia leader finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to...
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    Thoppi welenda !

    Once upon a time there was a nice young man who used to sell caps for a living, and roam around several villages. One day he would be in one city & the other day people would find him in another city. It was an afternoon in summer and he was going through a jungle, when he felt tired and...
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    Customer Care in 2020

    Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ .. on......88986135610 2049998-45- 54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're...
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    huh MY GOD !!!

    It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro. To start with, he planned to put forth...
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    Ela Kiri !

    A beautiful teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. She asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!" Madam had...
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    Car nam Car !

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    Mala keliyai !

    Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up...
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    Silvaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

    >> Mr. Silva comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms >> around >> his neck: She said " I have great news! I'm a month overdue. I think >> we're >> going to >> have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for >> sure, >> we can't tell anybody." >> >> The next...
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    Hello Every one

    Hello every body !

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