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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Shanidush" data-source="post: 12813466" data-attributes="member: 165090"><p><strong><span style="color: #E10000">Is My Time  UP?</span></strong>                   </p><p>       <img src="http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/5776/granyf.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1">A  54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #0062E1">the hospital. While on the  operating table she had a near death experience.</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1">Seeing God she asked "Is  my time up?"</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1">God said, "No, you have  another 43 years, 2 months and</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #0062E1">8 days to live</span><span style="color: #0062E1">."</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1">Upon recovery, the woman  decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast  implants and a tummy tuck.</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #0062E1">She even had someone come in and  change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1">Since she had so much more  time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.</span></strong>  <strong><span style="color: #0062E1">After her last operation,  she was released from the hospital. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1">While crossing the street on her way  home, she was killed by an ambulance.</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0062E1">Arriving  in front of God,  she demanded, "I thought you</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #0062E1">said I had another 43 years. Why  didn't you pull me from</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #0062E1">out of the path of the  ambulance?"</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #E10000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #E10000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #E10000">God replied: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #E10000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #E10000">"I  didn't  recognize you!"</span></strong> </p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8906/sexyec.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><strong>The Moral of the  story  is.............don't confuse God  !<span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #008250"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #008250"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #008250">Grow old  gracefully</span></strong><strong><span style="color: teal">.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong><span style="color: teal"></span></p><p><span style="color: teal">email ekakin awe <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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