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<blockquote data-quote="strsraj" data-source="post: 9409099" data-attributes="member: 291851"><p><strong>අනේ ජොනී..!! පිස්සු හැදෙනවා...!!!</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Mary, what does your parents do?" </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">Lil' Mary replied "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Thats very nice," said the teacher, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Robert, what do your parents do?" </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">Robert proudly exclaimed ,"My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Thats very nice," said the teacher , </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Johnny, what do your parents do?" </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">He stood up and pronounced, "My dad's dead and my mom's a prostitute." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">15 minutes later, he returned.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" asked the teacher.</span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me an apple and asked for my mother's phone number."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">REP++ & COMMENT FRIENDZ....!!!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="strsraj, post: 9409099, member: 291851"] [b]අනේ ජොනී..!! පිස්සු හැදෙනවා...!!![/b] [CENTER][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Magenta"]The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. "Mary, what does your parents do?" Lil' Mary replied "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse." :yes: :yes: "Thats very nice," said the teacher, "Robert, what do your parents do?" Robert proudly exclaimed ,"My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!" :yes: :yes: "Thats very nice," said the teacher , "Johnny, what do your parents do?" He stood up and pronounced, "My dad's dead and my mom's a prostitute." :shocked: :shocked: Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. 15 minutes later, he returned. "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" asked the teacher.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER]:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me an apple and asked for my mother's phone number."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Purple"]REP++ & COMMENT FRIENDZ....!!!! :yes: :yes: ;)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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