පරණ ජෝක් දෙකක්ද දන්නේ නෑ.... 
SEX
A husband and wife visited a farm. They saw a bull having sex with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager.
Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?"
Manager: "6 times a day."
The wife looked at her husband and said ".... u see!"
Then the husband asked the manager
Husband: "U mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"
Manager: "No, no, with different cows everyday."
Husband looked to his wife and said: " ....u see!"
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WIFE: Honey let's play a game
HUSBAND: Okay. What's the game about?
WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.
If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month
HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?
WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!
HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: are you ready
Husband: Yes ready
WIFE: TURKEY
Its been 4 HOURS NOW...
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird
Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!
SEX
A husband and wife visited a farm. They saw a bull having sex with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager.
Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?"
Manager: "6 times a day."
The wife looked at her husband and said ".... u see!"
Then the husband asked the manager
Husband: "U mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"
Manager: "No, no, with different cows everyday."
Husband looked to his wife and said: " ....u see!"
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WIFE: Honey let's play a game
HUSBAND: Okay. What's the game about?
WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.
If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month
HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?
WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!
HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: are you ready
Husband: Yes ready
WIFE: TURKEY
Its been 4 HOURS NOW...
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird
Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!
