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Message: <blockquote data-quote="guyzon" data-source="post: 22772175" data-attributes="member: 558697">පරණ ජෝක් දෙකක්ද දන්නේ නෑ.... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />SEXA husband and wife visited a farm. They saw a bull having sex with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager.Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?"Manager: "6 times a day."The wife looked at her husband and said ".... u see!"Then the husband asked the managerHusband: "U mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"Manager: "No, no, with different cows everyday."Husband looked to his wife and said: " ....u  see!" <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😳" title="Flushed face    :flushed:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f633.png" data-shortname=":flushed:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😳" title="Flushed face    :flushed:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f633.png" data-shortname=":flushed:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy    :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy    :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy    :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy    :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy    :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------WIFE: Honey let's play a gameHUSBAND: Okay. What's the game about?WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this monthHUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)Wife: are you readyHusband: Yes readyWIFE:       TURKEYIts been 4 HOURS NOW... The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😀" title="Grinning face    :grinning:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" data-shortname=":grinning:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😀" title="Grinning face    :grinning:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" data-shortname=":grinning:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😝" title="Squinting face with tongue    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f61d.png" data-shortname=":stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😝" title="Squinting face with tongue    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f61d.png" data-shortname=":stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👊" title="Oncoming fist    :punch:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f44a.png" data-shortname=":punch:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👊" title="Oncoming fist    :punch:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f44a.png" data-shortname=":punch:" />Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy    :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy    :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy    :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /></blockquote>

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