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<blockquote data-quote="Cool D" data-source="post: 9493828" data-attributes="member: 329006"><p><strong>ඇත්තටම මේ කොල්ලා කවුද? (MUST READ) *l0l*</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">FIRST - SORRY IF THIS IS RE-POST</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">And...</span></span></span> </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">ඔක්කොම ටික කියවන්න අමතක කරන්න එපා හොදේ... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 18px">.</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 18px">.</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 18px">.</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> </strong><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is inthe third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> "9". </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> "36". </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade. " </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> The principal and Boy. both agree. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> after a moment "Legs." </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> "Pockets." </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> Coconut </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> Bubblegum</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> Shake hands </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> Yep. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> Tent </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> The Principal waslooking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> Wedding Ring </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When youblow me, you feel good. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> Nose </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> Arrow </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lotof heat and excitement? </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> Firetruck </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> Fork </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some menthan on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wifeafter they're married? </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> SURNAME </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lotsof veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> <span style="color: Red">Boy.:</span> HEART </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong> <strong> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">"Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions </span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>wrong myself!"</strong></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://atheistdiscussion.com/images/smilies/dancing%20emoticons/laugh.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://atheistdiscussion.com/images/smilies/dancing%20emoticons/laugh.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://atheistdiscussion.com/images/smilies/dancing%20emoticons/laugh.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cool D, post: 9493828, member: 329006"] [b]ඇත්තටම මේ කොල්ලා කවුද? (MUST READ) *l0l*[/b] [CENTER][B][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]FIRST - SORRY IF THIS IS RE-POST :yes: And...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5]ඔක්කොම ටික කියවන්න අමතක කරන්න එපා හොදේ... :lol:[/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][SIZE=5]. . .[/SIZE] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/B][LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B]A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students [/B] [B] The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" [/B] [B] Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is inthe third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" [/B] [B] Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. [/B] [B] While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. [/B] [B] Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. [/B] [B] Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] "9". [/B] [B] Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] "36". [/B] [B] And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade. " [/B] [B] Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" [/B] [B] The principal and Boy. both agree. [/B] [B] Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] after a moment "Legs." [/B] [B] Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] "Pockets." [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] Coconut [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? [/B] [B] The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge. [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] Bubblegum[/B] [B] Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? [/B] [B] The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] Shake hands [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] Yep. [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] Tent [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. [/B] [B] The Principal waslooking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] Wedding Ring [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When youblow me, you feel good. [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] Nose [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] Arrow [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lotof heat and excitement? [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] Firetruck [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand. [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] Fork [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some menthan on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wifeafter they're married? [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] SURNAME [/B] [B] Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lotsof veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? [/B] [B] [COLOR=Red]Boy.:[/COLOR] HEART [/B] [B] The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, [/B] [B] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]"Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue][B]wrong myself!" [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT][CENTER][IMG]http://atheistdiscussion.com/images/smilies/dancing%20emoticons/laugh.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://atheistdiscussion.com/images/smilies/dancing%20emoticons/laugh.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://atheistdiscussion.com/images/smilies/dancing%20emoticons/laugh.gif[/IMG] [/CENTER] [/LEFT] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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