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<blockquote data-quote="pissupoosa jr." data-source="post: 12627880" data-attributes="member: 209195"><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese..</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">Chinese: why?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">The Chines punched Spielberg.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">Spielberg: Why did you do that?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!!</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pissupoosa jr., post: 12627880, member: 209195"] [B][COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese.. [/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue] [/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Chinese: why?[/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue] [/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there![/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue] [/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.[/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue] [/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same.[/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue] [/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]The Chines punched Spielberg.[/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue] [/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Spielberg: Why did you do that?[/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue] [/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic.[/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue] [/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid![/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue] [/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!![/COLOR] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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