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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tharindudoo" data-source="post: 7500457" data-attributes="member: 23038"><p><strong>ඈම්ඩා බෑක් ටු වර්ක්</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">ඈම්ඩා බෑක් ටු වර්ක්</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boss: Where were you born?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: Sri Lanka ..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boss: which part?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Sri Lanka .</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2 Amda were fixing a bomb in a car.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda 1: What would you do if the bomb</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">explodes while fixing.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda 2: Dont worry, I have one more.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">3. Amda: What is the name of your car?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">4. Amda joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">5. Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">6. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">7. Amda: U cheated me.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'Radio Ceylon! '</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">8. In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">9. Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: An old king's skeleton.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Amda: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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