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<blockquote data-quote="Phone Hora" data-source="post: 20055960" data-attributes="member: 557363"><p><strong>ඉංගිරිසි කුණුහරුප.. 18+</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pus*y...No wonder men suffer from high B P!! </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fu*k! and What a F*ck!!</strong> </p><p></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!!</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu*ked to achieve it</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. </strong></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu*ked.</strong></p><p></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!!</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>When a lady is pregnant,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>But none of them come and touch the man's Pen*s and say "Well done!". </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DimGray"><strong>Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's di*k hard, not his life..!!</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Phone Hora, post: 20055960, member: 557363"] [b]ඉංගිරිසි කුණුහරුප.. 18+[/b] [FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=6][COLOR=DimGray][B]Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pus*y...No wonder men suffer from high B P!! [/B] [LEFT][B]What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fu*k! and What a F*ck!![/B] [/LEFT] [B]Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!![/B] [B]Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu*ked to achieve it[/B] [LEFT][B]Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu*ked.[/B][/LEFT] [B]Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.[/B] [B]3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!![/B] [B]When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Pen*s and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..[/B] [B]Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's di*k hard, not his life..!![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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