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<blockquote data-quote="Chinthaka_tc" data-source="post: 9429135" data-attributes="member: 295844"><p style="text-align: left"><p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><img src="http://i56.tinypic.com/2nly59y.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center">Dear Michael,</p> <p style="text-align: center">Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.</p> <p style="text-align: center">There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!</p> <p style="text-align: center">May God have mercy on your soul.</p> <p style="text-align: center">Sincerely,</p> <p style="text-align: center">Professor William Turner</p> <p style="text-align: center">P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.</p> <p style="text-align: center">B is the new C</p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chinthaka_tc, post: 9429135, member: 295844"] [LEFT][CENTER] [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/2nly59y.jpg[/IMG][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][/CENTER] [B]His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER]Dear Michael,[/CENTER] [CENTER]Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.[/CENTER] [CENTER]There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year![/CENTER] [CENTER]May God have mercy on your soul.[/CENTER] [CENTER]Sincerely, Professor William Turner[/CENTER] [CENTER]P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on. B is the new C[/CENTER] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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