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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9165041" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><strong>Hillary in Heaven.....Clinton Jokes--</strong></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">"Whose clock is that?"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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