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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9172352" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><strong>Soldier and officer</strong> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: "My wife's expecting."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The Officer looked surprised.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">When the same soldier appeared again the third week, the officer lost his temper, "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Yes sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"What in heaven is she expecting?" yelled the officer.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Sex with me, sir." the soldier cried.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 9172352, member: 312790"] [B]Soldier and officer[/B] [SIZE=4]A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting." "Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck." The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: "My wife's expecting." The Officer looked surprised. "Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off." When the same soldier appeared again the third week, the officer lost his temper, "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed. "Yes sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting." "What in heaven is she expecting?" yelled the officer. "Sex with me, sir." the soldier cried. [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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