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<blockquote data-quote="Chootiya92" data-source="post: 12981999" data-attributes="member: 406755"><p><strong>''ඔව් අම්මේ, ඔයාට මොනවද දැන ගන්න ඕනේ?''</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">මට මතක නැ.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">පියා අමතක වූ පසුම්බිය රැගෙන යාමට කාමරයට ආ විට</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">තම වයස 13 ක් වූ දියණිය සිගරට්ටුවක් බොමින් සිටිනු දුටුවේය. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">''මගේ දෙවියනේ...! උබ කවද ඉදන්ද සිගරට් බොන්න පටන් ගත්තේ ..''</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">ඔහු කෑ ගැසුවේය...</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">''මගේ කන්යා භාවය නැති වූ දවසේ ඉඳල'' ය පිළිතුරු දුන්නාය.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">''මොකක්..! උබ ඒක නැති කර ගත්තද? කවදා ඒක උනේ..''</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">ඔහු ගුගුලේය..</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">'' මට මතක නැ. මම බීල හිටියේ..''<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">It means…Without Information Fighting Evrytime!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">WIFE on hearing this says,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">මව තම තරුණ දියණිය අමතා,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">''මම හිතන්නේ අපි දැන් ලිංගිකත්වය ගැන කතා කරන්න සුදුසු </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">වෙලාව ඇවිල්ල කියල''</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">දියණිය:- ''ඔව් අම්මේ, ඔයාට මොනවද දැන</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">ගන්න ඕනේ?''<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in thefield”</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Teacher : Why?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Student : Ladies first.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Why man is the cause of woman's problems, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Believe it or not, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Woman has Man in it;</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Mrs. has Mr . in it;</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Female has Male in it;</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">She has He in it;</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Madam has Adam in it;</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">No wonder men always want to be inside women! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px">bump සහ rep++ අනුමතයි...!</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chootiya92, post: 12981999, member: 406755"] [b]''ඔව් අම්මේ, ඔයාට මොනවද දැන ගන්න ඕනේ?''[/b] [CENTER][SIZE=5][COLOR=Navy][B][COLOR=DarkRed]මට මතක නැ.[/COLOR][/B] පියා අමතක වූ පසුම්බිය රැගෙන යාමට කාමරයට ආ විට තම වයස 13 ක් වූ දියණිය සිගරට්ටුවක් බොමින් සිටිනු දුටුවේය. ''මගේ දෙවියනේ...! උබ කවද ඉදන්ද සිගරට් බොන්න පටන් ගත්තේ ..'' ඔහු කෑ ගැසුවේය... ''මගේ කන්යා භාවය නැති වූ දවසේ ඉඳල'' ය පිළිතුරු දුන්නාය. ''මොකක්..! උබ ඒක නැති කර ගත්තද? කවදා ඒක උනේ..'' ඔහු ගුගුලේය.. '' මට මතක නැ. මම බීල හිටියේ..'':lol::lol: Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Evrytime! WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.:lol::lol: මව තම තරුණ දියණිය අමතා, ''මම හිතන්නේ අපි දැන් ලිංගිකත්වය ගැන කතා කරන්න සුදුසු වෙලාව ඇවිල්ල කියල'' දියණිය:- ''ඔව් අම්මේ, ඔයාට මොනවද දැන ගන්න ඕනේ?'':lol::lol: Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in thefield” Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field. Teacher : Why? Student : Ladies first.:lol::lol::lol: Why man is the cause of woman's problems, Believe it or not, Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr . in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women! :lol::lol: [/COLOR][/SIZE][LEFT][SIZE=5]bump සහ rep++ අනුමතයි...! [/SIZE][/LEFT] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Navy] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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