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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Cool D" data-source="post: 10704592" data-attributes="member: 329006"> A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and  invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy,  the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in  the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking,  dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the  women. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot  man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has  the nerve to jump in. The words were barely out of his mouth when  there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the  pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its rear! Leroy was  jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke  holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some  kind of Judo Instructor.. The water was churning and splashing  everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising heck.  Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a  dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.  Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host  says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' 'No, that's  okay. I don't want It,' said Leroy. The rich man said, 'Man, I have  to give you something You won the bet. How about half a million bucks  then?' No thanks, I don't want it,' answered  Leroy. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something.  That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock  options?' Again Leroy said no. Confused, the  rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you  want?' Leroy said,                  'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in  the pool' <img src="http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac280/Arie_collection/Emotion/angry.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </blockquote>

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