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Message: <blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 25626756" data-attributes="member: 562115">Reminds me of an old joke.....A burglar entered the vicarage one night knowing well that the vicar was away for the night. There was no lights and he was groping in the dark when he heard what seemed to him to be the voice of a very old woman saying, "Shame on you! I see you, and Saint sees you!"Startled, the burglar snarls back, "Shut up, Grandma, or you're gonna get hurt!"  Then he shines his tiny flashlight all around, but no Grandma.Again the voice, "Shame on you! I see you, and Saint sees you!" Finally, he finds a large cage with a pretty upset parrot in it. He growls  "F!@#$ you, Parrot"Just then the parrot screams, "Get him -  Saint!" Only then he noticed the big Doberman jumping at him. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

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