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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kungpupanda" data-source="post: 13681484" data-attributes="member: 404084"><p><strong>ගොන්ම ප්‍රශ්නවලට උත්තර..</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">හැමදාම ඇහෙන ඇහුවට වැඩක්ම නැති ගොන්ම ප්‍රශ්නවලට නි‍යම උත්තර ටික..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The most stupid ques ppl usually ask in obvious situations.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">1. At movies : hey! Wat r u doin here?? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Ans : Dont u know??? I sell tickets in black over hre</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2. In bus:A heavy lady wearin pointed high heeled shoes steps on your  feet:sorry did that hurt? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Ans:No, not at all. I'm on local anaesthesia.  Why dont you try again?</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">3. At funeral: One of the teary eyed ppl ask:Why??? Why him of all ppl? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Ans: why? Would it rather have been you??</span><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">4. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : sorry! Were you  sleepin? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Ans: No! I was doing a research on whether zulu tribes in  africa marry or not. You thought i was sleepin? You dumb witted moron</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">5. When you see a friend with an evidently shorter hair : hey! Have you had a haircut? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Ans: nah! Its autumn n m sheddin !!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> අන්තර්ජංජාල‍යෙන් ගත්තේ</p></blockquote><p></p>

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