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නිව්ටන්ගේ ආදර නියම : Newton's Lows of LOVE
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<blockquote data-quote="AshenTM" data-source="post: 11088028" data-attributes="member: 179565"><p><strong>නිව්ටන්ගේ ආදර නියම : Newton's Lows of LOVE</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">1. <span style="color: Red">Newton’s Romantic Laws – First Law</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">A boy in a love with a girl,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">continue to be in love with her</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">And</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">A girl in a love with a boy,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">continue to be in love with him,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">until or unless</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">any external agent(brother or father of the girl)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">comes in to play and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">break the legs of the boy.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">2. <span style="color: Red">Newton’s Romantic Laws – Second Law</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The rate of change of intensity</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">of love of a girl towards a boy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">is directly proportional</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">and the direction of this love is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">3.<span style="color: Red"> Newton’s Romantic Laws – Universal Law</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Love can neither be created nor destroyed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">only it can transfer from,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">one girl friend to an another girl friend,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">with some lose of money.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">These are my Top Inventions :</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">1. if u want to save paper............</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">DON’T DO YOUR HOME WORK!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">2. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">if u want to </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">SAVE WATER</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">bath with neighbor’s daughter............ </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AshenTM, post: 11088028, member: 179565"] [b]නිව්ටන්ගේ ආදර නියම : Newton's Lows of LOVE[/b] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=5]1. [COLOR=Red]Newton’s Romantic Laws – First Law[/COLOR] :love::love::love: A boy in a love with a girl, continue to be in love with her And A girl in a love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes in to play and break the legs of the boy. 2. [COLOR=Red]Newton’s Romantic Laws – Second Law[/COLOR] :love::love::love: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance 3.[COLOR=Red] Newton’s Romantic Laws – Universal Law[/COLOR] :love::love::love: Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money. These are my Top Inventions : 1. if u want to save paper............ DON’T DO YOUR HOME WORK!! 2. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=5]if u want to [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=5]SAVE WATER bath with neighbor’s daughter............ :lol::lol::lol: [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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