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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 13149719" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><strong>පොඩි පොඩි විහිලු කතා</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Interviewer:</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkGreen">what is your birth date?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkGreen">idiot: 13th October</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Which year?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkGreen">idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Manager asked idiot at an interview.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Idiot replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Magenta">After returning back from a foreign trip, idiot asked his wife,</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Magenta">Do I look like a foreigner?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Magenta">Wife: No! Why?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Magenta">Idiot: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">One tourist from U.S.A. asked Idiot:</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Any great man born in this village???</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Idiot: no sir, only small Babies!!!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Purple">When Idiot was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Purple">Idiot shouted, “You are trying to see my</span> <span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Purple">wife? Sit behind. I will drive.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Purple"></span> </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Green">Idiot: My mobile bill how much?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Green">Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Green">Idiot: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Green"></span> </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Green">Idiot: I think that girl is deaf..</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Green">Friend: How do u know?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Green">Idiot: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Green"></span> </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Purple">Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Purple">Idiot: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Purple"></span> </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Teal">Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Teal">Idiot: ZEBRA</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Teal">Teacher: How?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Teal">Idiot: Bcoz it is Black & White</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Blue">Idiot attending an interview in Software Company.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Blue">Manager: Do you know MS Office?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Blue">Idiot: If you give me the address I will go there sir.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Blue"></span> </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Blue">Idiot in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Blue">Air hostess said: “Be silent.”</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Blue">Idiot: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Magenta">Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?”</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Magenta">Idiot: “All are born on government holidays…!!!</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Magenta"></span> </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Idiot: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">[CODE]amaderforum[/CODE]</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 13149719, member: 312790"] [b]පොඩි පොඩි විහිලු කතා[/b] [CENTER] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black][COLOR=DarkGreen]Interviewer: what is your birth date? idiot: 13th October Which year? idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR [/COLOR] [COLOR=Purple] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=Purple][SIZE=4]Manager asked idiot at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Idiot replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black][COLOR=Magenta]After returning back from a foreign trip, idiot asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Idiot: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=Green] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4]One tourist from U.S.A. asked Idiot: Any great man born in this village??? Idiot: no sir, only small Babies!!![/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black][COLOR=Purple]When Idiot was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Idiot shouted, “You are trying to see my[/COLOR] [COLOR=Purple] wife? Sit behind. I will drive. [/COLOR] [COLOR=Green]Idiot: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Idiot: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. [/COLOR] [COLOR=Green]Idiot: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Idiot: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new. [/COLOR] [COLOR=Purple]Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife! Idiot: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!! [/COLOR] [COLOR=Teal]Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Idiot: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Idiot: Bcoz it is Black & White[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue] Idiot attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Idiot: If you give me the address I will go there sir. [/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]Idiot in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ” Air hostess said: “Be silent.” Idiot: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”[/COLOR] [COLOR=Magenta] Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?” Idiot: “All are born on government holidays…!!! [/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkOrchid]Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Idiot: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [CODE]amaderforum[/CODE] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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