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Message: <blockquote data-quote="starstharu" data-source="post: 13285183" data-attributes="member: 302061"><img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />1.Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . <img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />2. sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. <img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />3.Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I  forgot the name, but  is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. <img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />4.Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. <img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />5.At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? <img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />6.Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio<img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />7.NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...<img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />8.Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Sardar: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child . <img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />9.Manager asked sardar at an interview.-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Sardar: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.<img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />10.Sardars and scooterThree Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his  hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no  space <img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1999/securedownloadrn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />11.OxygenTeacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died... පොඩි හිනාවක්වත් ගියාද..?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />BUMP එකකින් හරි REP වලින් හරි සලකල යන්න..COMMENT වුනත් බාර ගන්නවා ඉතා සතුටින්...e-mail එකෙන් ගත්ත එකකි.</blockquote>

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