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Message: <blockquote data-quote="siri24" data-source="post: 1720537" data-attributes="member: 64878"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">Class,'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">one of them,how many birds would remain?? </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">'.Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">teacher: 'ok johnny ,wats the answer?'. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">Johnny: 'none,madam. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">teacher: 'how?' </span></p><p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">Johnny:' after hearing the shot ,all the other birds </span></p><p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">will also fly away.' </span></p><p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">Teacher:'no johnny, the answer here is 2,but I like </span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">the way u r thinkin. </span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">now johnny has a doubt. </span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">Johhny: ' teacher can i ask u a question? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">Teacher: 'sure' </span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">johnny:' there are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. can </span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">u tell which one of the ladies is married??' </span></p></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px">teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a </span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">brave face and answers. </span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">Teacher: 'I....I......I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married.' </span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">Johnny:' no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on </span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R </span></p></p> <p style="text-align: left"></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">THINKIN.' !!!!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" 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