Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="LonelyLife" data-source="post: 10505502" data-attributes="member: 360799">හැමෝම දන්නා ඒත් නොදන්න දෙයක්....... Hey, Did you know?...*   In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had    consent of the king (unless they were in the Royal Family ). <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" />*   When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the    king, and the king gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />*   The placard had  (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. *   Hence that's where the word F**k came from.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" />*   Now, aren't you glad you learned something new today ?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />The Great dentistA guy and a girl met at a bar. They're getting along so well that they  decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takesoff  his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes  his hands. So the girl looks at him and says: "You must be a dentist!"  The guy all surprised says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?" The  girl replies: "Easy, you keep washing your hands". One thing led to  another and  they make love. After they were done, the girl says: "You must be a  GREAT dentist!" The guy was very very surprised, he says: "Yes, I sure  am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> The girl says: 'Easy  ... I didn't feel a thing."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />CONDOMOne day a white lady and her husband were getting to make love thewife  said ...  -Darling go and buy one condom in the depanner cause I dont want toget  pregnant.  The husband went...    Depanner White condom...25 cents  black condom...50 cents  orange condom..75 cents<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" />    The husband choose the black one cause the white one was too lowquality  and the orange one was too expensif...    (During this time,at home...)    The wife had a negro secret lover and he came and made sex to  her...(without condom)<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />    ................ 5 years later ........................    The couple had a baby and he was now aged of 4 years old and he askedto  the father( the white one)...    kid-Dad how come you and mom are white and me black?  Dad-Be happy son,if I have spent 25 more cents you would be orange....<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />    ( Dont laugh too much ...you will get hurt) <("_")Sorry If repost!</blockquote>

Verification: Hathara warak wissa keeyada? (Hathara wadi karanna 20)

Top Bottom