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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dimC1014" data-source="post: 7392856" data-attributes="member: 127345">BELIEVE it or not , These are REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what  sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.  Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and  slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into  my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher:  Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the  kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a  bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but  this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I’m  trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.  Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was  nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the  same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid. My Personal Favorite!!! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your  emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two  minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you  idiot! This is her husband! And the winner is………. Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all  out of breath. Darn….I think I’m going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir,  where are you calling from? Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and  Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an  asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started  having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.</blockquote>

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