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<blockquote data-quote="Djram" data-source="post: 7399914" data-attributes="member: 24472"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Do you think it will work?" she asks.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"You gave birth to a child!".</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"But that's impossible!" says the priest.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Djram, post: 7399914, member: 24472"] [FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="3"]A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.". "What?" asks the priest, "what happened?". "You gave birth to a child!". "But that's impossible!" says the priest. "I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, [COLOR="Red"]"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
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