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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Djram" data-source="post: 7410795" data-attributes="member: 24472">General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by thetelephone."Jannab, its the Minister of Health here. Sorry to bother you at thishourbut there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durexfactoryin Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entirePakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy will never be able to cope withallthose unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"Minister: "We're going to have to ship some condoms in from abroad..."Musharaf: "India...?"Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on this one!"Musharaf: "What about Sri Lanka?"Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck. Callthe Sri Lankan President, Mahinda- tell him we need one million condoms;colored gold and green; ten inches long and eight inches thick! Thatwaythey'll know how big the Pakis really are!!"Miyan Musharaf called Mahinda, who agreed to help the Pakis out in theirhour of need.Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad- full of boxes. AdelightedGen. Musharaf rushed out to open theboxes. He found condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all coloredgreenand gold. He then noticed in small writing on each and everyone........:MADE IN SRI LANKASIZE: SMALLMORAL OF THE STORY <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":-D" title="Big grin    :-D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-D" />ON'T TRY TO MESS AROUND WITHSRILANKANS!</blockquote>

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