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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sachii" data-source="post: 7574597" data-attributes="member: 126652">         A man walks  into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,and    sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.  He guesses there  must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.  He    approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the  jar?"  "Well...,  you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money  in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."  The man  certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the  three tests?"  "You gotta  pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."                              So,  after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender  $10 which he stuffs into the jar.             "Okay,"  says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:  First -  You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less,  and you can't make a face while doing it."                          <img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/v7h1ch.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> "Second -  There's a pit bull chained in the backwith a bad tooth.   You have to remove that tooth    with your bare hands." <img src="http://i48.tinypic.com/dwtngn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />  "Third - There's a  90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex.  You have to take care of  that problem." <img src="http://i47.tinypic.com/29m4s61.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />      The man is stunned!   "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot!  I won't do it!  You'd  have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other  things!"    "Your  call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."   As  time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's  the damn  tequila?!" He grabs the bottle  with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream    down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58  seconds!            Next, he staggers out  the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.  Soon, the  people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a    terrible fight -- then nothing but silence! Just when they think  that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar.   His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes  all over his  body.   He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the  bad tooth?"  </blockquote>

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