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<blockquote data-quote="nadun07" data-source="post: 7997437" data-attributes="member: 87679"><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 12px">Gotta Pee</span></u></strong> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Both were very faithful and loving wives, however </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Breezers. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">She would take off her panties and use them. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Proceeded to wipe with that. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">After the girls did their business, they proceeded to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Go home. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"That's nothing," said the other husband, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">said..... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 18px">'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' " </span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p></p><p>~ <a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7989703" target="_blank">Thread</a> ~</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nadun07, post: 7997437, member: 87679"] [B][U][SIZE="3"]Gotta Pee[/SIZE][/U][SIZE="3"][/size][/B][SIZE="3"][/SIZE] :P [SIZE="3"]Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to Go home. The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... [SIZE="5"]'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' " [/SIZE] :lol: [/SIZE] ~ [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7989703"]Thread[/URL] ~ [/QUOTE]
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