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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sachii" data-source="post: 9154285" data-attributes="member: 126652">Marriage Proposal Punjabi English     ACTUAL LETTER TAKEN FROM THE TIMES OF INDIA . RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS' ADVERTISEMENT!    MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN PUNJABI ENGLISH (DON'T LAUGH; DEAD SERIOUS)    Madam :    I am an older young uncle living only  with myself in Lahore . Having seen your advertisement for marriage  purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me  nicely and easily.    I am a soiled son from inside Punjab . I  am nice and big, six foot tall, and six inches long. My body is filled  with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also.  Especially I like cricket, and I am a good batter and I am a fast  baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my balls because they bounce a lot.    I am very nice man. I am always laughing  loudly at everyone. I am happy and I am gay. ladies, they are saying I  am nice and soft. Am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always  allowing ladies to get on top. That is how  nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am  not sucking cigarettes or anything else. Every morning I am going to the  Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If  you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb bells in  the Jim.    I am having a lot of money in my pants  and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I  am living with myself only. What to do ? So I am taking things into my  own hands everyday... That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that  you will come in my house and take my things into your hands.    If you are marrying me madam, I am  telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.. fact, I will  stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim. If you are not marrying me madam  and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I  am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet looking up with  lots of hope.    I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.    Expecting soon    Yours and only yours    Choudhary Warraich,------------------ born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore, Punjab   </blockquote>

Verification: Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)

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