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Message: <blockquote data-quote="bravo86" data-source="post: 6249198" data-attributes="member: 99836"><img src="http://www.abanet.org/media/youraba/200711/images/divorce.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Dear Hubby,I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.  I've been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.  But, these last 2 weeks have been hell.  Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.  Last week, you came home & didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal, & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress.  You ate in 2 minutes & went straight to sleep after watching all of your games.  You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone !!!Your Ex-WifeP.S.:  Don't try to find me.  Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!  Have a great life ! -- Dear Ex-Wife,Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.It's true that you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.  I watch my games so much because they drown-out your constant whining & griping (too bad that doesn't work).  I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!'  Since my mother raised me not to say anything, if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.  And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.  About those new silk dress:  I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.  So when I hit the lotto for $10 million, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica.  But when I got home you were gone.  Everything happens for a reason, I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.  My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.So take care.Signed,Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free !!! P.S.:  I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born as Carla (woman)..... ....I hope that's not a problem !!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="http://www.theholidayspot.com/newyear/images/happy_newyear.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></blockquote>

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