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Message: <blockquote data-quote="todd2231048" data-source="post: 29822539" data-attributes="member: 96568"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/Jsc8S85/IMG-1039.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.                                         <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="⭕" title="Hollow red circle    :o:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/2b55.png" data-shortname=":o:" />1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="⭕" title="Hollow red circle    :o:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/2b55.png" data-shortname=":o:" />2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="⭕" title="Hollow red circle    :o:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/2b55.png" data-shortname=":o:" />3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="⭕" title="Hollow red circle    :o:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/2b55.png" data-shortname=":o:" />4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="⭕" title="Hollow red circle    :o:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/2b55.png" data-shortname=":o:" />5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="⭕" title="Hollow red circle    :o:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/2b55.png" data-shortname=":o:" />6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="⭕" title="Hollow red circle    :o:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/2b55.png" data-shortname=":o:" />When a lady is pregnant,all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="✅" title="Check mark button    :white_check_mark:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/2705.png" data-shortname=":white_check_mark:" />Now that I've educated you, go ahead and share to educate someone else.<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands    :pray:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f64f.png" data-shortname=":pray:" /></blockquote>

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