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<blockquote data-quote="9.57" data-source="post: 6211185" data-attributes="member: 112635"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, </span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"> she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds. </span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"> She was expecting something like this:</span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <img src="http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8259/63767105.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="color: 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style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"> But her husband presented her with something very different... </span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <img src="http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3931/12908004.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <span style="color: DarkOrange">The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU!</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: 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[QUOTE="9.57, post: 6211185, member: 112635"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=4]Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=4] she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds. [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=4] She was expecting something like this:[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=4] [IMG]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8259/63767105.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=4] But her husband presented her with something very different... [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=4] [IMG]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3931/12908004.jpg[/IMG] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=4] [COLOR=DarkOrange]The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU! :lol::lol::lol: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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