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<blockquote data-quote="muvindu" data-source="post: 7302912" data-attributes="member: 50332"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><p style="text-align: center">Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday,</p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.</p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">She was expecting something like this:</p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/r7nos1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">But her husband presented her with something very different... </p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/oq9axl.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">.</p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">.</p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">.</p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">.</p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">if u like my post,add rep+++</span></span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="muvindu, post: 7302912, member: 50332"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"][CENTER]Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds. She was expecting something like this: [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/r7nos1.jpg[/IMG] But her husband presented her with something very different... [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/oq9axl.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER]. . . .[/CENTER] The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU!:D:D[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"] if u like my post,add rep+++[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]:) [/QUOTE]
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